ABC Gum In An Elevator
"I can’t believe I did this! I’ll never live it down."
"What are you belly aching about? We’re apt to be stuck to the backside of this handrail forever and you’re worried someone will find out?"
"And you’re not? Yeah, right! We’re apt to be stuck here past supper time."
"That’s what you’re worried about, isn’t it? Stop snickering!"
"Do you know how funny you look, stuck to a piece of gum? How utterly ridiculous you look? So what are you laughing at?"
"You! That fancy green cap is about to fall off. You have one ear covered and one pointy ear showing."
"Well, you don’t look so prim and proper now, yourself. So, how are we going to get loose, any ideas? Come on, smarty-pants, out with it!"
"Watch out! That frizzy-haired lady that just got on, has a dog. Oh I hate yipping dogs."
"He’s yipping at us, do-do brain."
"I know! I know! What are we going to do?"
"Now would be a good time for some magic— maybe?"
"Oh yeah, I forgot! Let me see . . . Zippidy zappidy do, change that dog into an old shoe."
"Oh, it worked! It worked! That is so funny! Can you see the look on that lady’s face?"
"Not from here, I can’t."
"You know, all of a sudden, this seems very comical. If you can change a dog into a shoe, you ought to be able to change an already-been-chewed piece of gum into a leaf— or something— before the shoe changes back?"
